Paparazzi Gone Get You One Way Or The Other

I've been out of town so much lately I almost forgot why I leave so often....but surely I can count a few middle age drunkies to remind me...

Although this isn't a fair example of the quality of men we have here, this is a very good example of the foolishness I deal with whenever I DO decide to go out.


So as I'm on the dance floor watching my girl Tiff show everybody what Beyonce was talking about when she made the song DIVA, I see a flashing light. I was really feelin' the music so I almost ignored it, but then it flashed again. So I turn to see my friend Deanna pointing at some fool snapping pictures of us with his phone.

I confronted him and he seemed to think that it was perfectly fine to just snap pictures of people u dont even know like the nigga is on the TMZ payroll or something. So I took my camera out and shot his ass(after making sure all pics that may have featured me were deleted)!!







After doing so, I immediately regretted that impulsive decision for two reasons...

1st- This nigga prolly thought I was flirting wit his ol' dirty behind so he might try this stunt next weekend with a different girl.

2nd- This made his friend think it was some sort of homeless drunken photoshoot so he started posing and cheezin'! So me,not wanting to hurt his feelings, was forced to shoot his ass too!!





Ladies we gotta be careful these days. You'll go out thinkn you're having a nice little girls night out and end up on some online social site... like my aunt Deanna would say "I aint goin'!"

I mean Fu*k I look like on the myspace page of one of these bums???

Yea I dont know either, cuz its something you wont see.

But what you will see is what they ol' geeked up asses look like on my blog....

Gucci Think I Love Him

Now please understand that we had to drive 1hr to some strange town with a population of 3000 to see miss Nicki Minaj...Gucci was also supposed to be in attendance, but Nicki was the driving force behind my trip.



Unfortunately, Nicki was a no show, so I decided to make the best out of what I was left with...

The show was supposed to start at 8pm. By 12am people started getting restless, angry, and some people were just downright tired!!




Well, at about 2am when it seemed like people were about to pass out from pure exhaustion, Gucci and OJ the Juice finally came out!!



Fortunately, he didn't disappoint me(as we've discussed earlier...Gucci is my guilty pleasure). Actually, I was so close I felt like he was performing for me personally.


Look at Gucci tryna show off and flirt




So I guess the night wasn't so bad. Oh, except for the part when OJ tried to grab my titty!!



Im kidding!!

What You Say??? She Ain't No Diva!!!!

This is stupid hilarious!!!!

I know the animation looks rediculous but this litte cofrontation between Kelly and Beyonce is beyond funny cuz its exactly what everybody been thinkin'